today

today i am metamucil years old

i am ‘is this pain normal or am i dying?’ years old

i am my joints can predict the weather years old

i am too tired to wash the bedsheets as often as the internet tells me i should years old

i am house slippers and merino wool socks i can finally afford years old

i am refusing to dowload tik tok years old

i am watching tik toks in instagram stories only years old

i am no longer standing in general admission at a show years old

i am needing arch support years old

i am high waisted everything years old

i need my SI joint adjusted everyday years old

i am carrying iburpofen and pepto and edibles everywhere years old

i am whole milk in my lattes years old

but oatmilk in my cereal years old

i am just a little treat years old

but like, everyday years old

i am clean and purge the fridge on a saturday night years old

i am uncool in raver pants years old

i am no longer caring about being cool years old

but i do hope you like my vegetarian shepherd’s pie